Gonzo gets a job! At a college!

Texas Tech has hired Alberto Gonzales. From TPM Muckraker:

The press release, which says Gonzales will work as both a recruiter and teach a junior-level course on “contemporary issues in the executive branch,” makes no mention of Gonzo’s involvement in the U.S. attorneys scandal (among other things) or his subsequent resignation. Instead, it ends with, “…and later was appointed Attorney General.”


Specifically, Gonzales will be responsible for “recruiting and retaining first generation and underrepresented students,” and will help plan a leadership training program for minority and first generation students at both Texas Tech and Angelo State University. In addition to his class, he’ll also guest lecture for other courses.

“His own upbringing in Houston as part of a migrant family with eight children makes him qualified to tell underrepresented Texas students that college is possible,” said Kent Hance, chancellor of Texas Tech. “He will help Texas Tech and ASU prepare our students for success and to be future leaders in the State of Texas and beyond.”

Oh sweet Jaysus in a speedo. Gonzo will help prepare students for success? LMFAO!

graphic filched from Kvatch.

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Posted on July 8, 2009, in Alberto Gonzales, GonzoGate. Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Does preparing them for success mean he will show them how to grovel and kiss a little political ass? 😎

  2. Lawd… I… well, at least he's in Texas with his BFF Dumbya.  Haven't they seceded from the Union (again) yet?  I thought Chuck Norris was leading a coup?

  3. KarenZipdrive

    Oh no, a new comments provider.
    If I have to go through again what it took to get here, I ain't commenting no more! 😛

    Anyway, Texas Tech is a shit school that no self respcting Texan would ever attend.

  4. The idiot Bobby Knight coaches there…nuff said. 😉

  5. Randal Graves

    Are you saying that most members of the BFEE didn't achieve success?

  6. KarenZipdrive

    I wish all these asshole neo-cons would leave Texas and move to Oklahoma.
    They're a total embarrassment.

  7. Mr. Gonzales will lecture at Tech on his area of expertise, Fluid Mechanics of Waterboarding.



  8. Touche' Mike!

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