Excuse me asshole?

I really thought I was one of ‘those people’ who would never get an ulcer..seriously, I did. I have no friggin problem vocalizing my pissed-offed-ness in a voice so loud, rank and obnoxious that people within a four block radius hear me and get ‘my point’.

Evidently…I was wrong because my father has been able to do the unthinkable…make me sick to my stomach and consequently going to the doc’s tomorrow to inquire as to whether an ulcer is in my immediate future.

Another thing he has done was push my buttons so hard and so often that I think a few of them are stuck in the on position.

So, with all that in mind, when the cunt-haired bitch in the pharmacy at Wally World, on Rosedale, jerked my chain really early this morning by announcing I would have to wait until 5pm to pick up a refill for my rescue inhaler…I almost stroked out…I swear I saw stars before I launched into a tirade that included announcing that I was calling a couple of friends I have over at channel’s 29 and 23 and ripping her and her fellow pharmacy employees a new one live on the five o clock news…about how I had to go to the emergency room which gawd knows is full of death and infections to begin with….because ‘they have rules’ and not being able to breathe doesn’t count with them.

I was told I should of called yesterday to refill the inhaler…even if I didn’t need it or fucking use it yesterday. I was expected to be clairvoyant if I wanted a refill and/or to be able to breathe like everyone else on the fucking planet…

Bear in mind I called the minute they opened. Maybe the 3rd minute…I ain’t sure. Also bear in mind that after talking to three of these ignorant employees, I was primed like no ones business when I finally got the pharmacist, aka the cunt-haired bitch on the horn.

I did not use any four-letter words…but I did use every long, four-or-more syllables, legal-ese word and legal threat I could think of..all with honey dripping off them..,ok that last part is a bit of a lie…but I digress…

Whilst I tore this worthless employee, aka the cunt-haired-one-in-charge a new ass, without being foul-mouthed, I was marching around in the living room like I was on a death march into a warzone…my guns…aka my voice…a-blazing.

In the end, I got one helluva walk accomplish in my living room, and my blood pressure was off the charts. I also got my inhaler within 2 hours of my call…simply unheard of in these here parts people!!

😉 It’s good to be the bitch….sometimes it is, ya know.

About Dusty, hells most vocal bitch

I am a..brown Cali bitch that is quite the opinionated,political, pain-in-the-ass, in your face kinda girl that also loves baseball and music to a fault. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.--Albert Einstein-*

Posted on June 29, 2010, in life and times of the old fucker, life sucks sometimes. Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. And this is why you are my hero, Dusty! Kick ass now, worry about taking down names, later.

    I'm sorry to hear about the circumstances that brought on your situation but I'm glad that you were able to resolve it.

  2. I like a good story. When one is correct at times it really helps to get something if a bit of force is used during discussion of whatever.

    I will respond to every comment at OTC Dusty but I just woke up from falling asleep and it will be later tomorrow. You made my day! 😀

  3. What !!! are we related or something??? I too had Walfart trauma.  On my third time in one day tring to fill a percription I really need, I blew a gasket…There must have been 12 to 15 people around me when I launced into a rather nasty tirad.  I'm sure all heard me, as I relayed my story to anyone within the sound of my voice. But enough about me… You did good kido… These wannab assholes who hate their job and now get a vicarious orgasm by being a dick wad to customers should have people like you set them straight.

  4. Looks like it's my day to be a bitch.  The other side of this story…

    1.  Everybody, all several hundred of them for the day, want their meds RIGHT DAMNED NOW.

    2.  Having been on the other end of the conversation…   if you can raise that much verbal hell, you are not short of breath.

    3.  If your medication is important, refill your script before you are looking at the bottom of an empty container.   Refill your inhaler before it is depleted.

    4.  Why the hell are your patronizing Wal-Mart?????    Is it that much cheaper?   If it is, then don't bitch about Wal-Mart's business practices and treatment of their employees.  After all, “it's cheaper” is the same reason the great hordes of people who are far less intelligent, sophisticated, and well-off than you are standing in line buying all that crap made in China.

  5. Jay, let me address each of your points:
    1. I never said I wanted it NOW. I told her a couple hour wait was fine, but not EIGHT fucking hours, which is the only option they offered me.

    2. I was not yelling and frankly, unless you talked to me, you assume I could breathe normally..which is incorrect.

    3. Kindly kiss my ass on this one. The inhaler when shaken, had something in it…but after takig two puffs and not getting any relief, it was obvious that it only had aerosol in it. Since I DO NOT use it daily, how would I know when it's getting low..it is a rescue inhaler…not a daily use one. They tried that logic too…and it's bullshit sir.

    4. Walmart is the only pharmacy that sells the mini inhaler of albeuterol…for 9 bucks. All other pharmacies sell the full size one for 65-70 bucks. Since the manufacturers changd the aerosol used in the product…the price when off the charts. Last year I paid 20 bucks for a full size one.

    You also assume I am well off…how do you figure an income of 1k a month makes me well off sir? The medication is made here in the US btw…not china.

  6. I understand rules but when they powertrip on customers…that's bullshit. There are always exceptions and besides…if you don't like the public..,get anothet fucking job.

  7. I heart your photography Dude!!! 😉

  8. Dez…I love you honey!!! I hope life is treating you well. 😀

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