Category Archives: Bakersfield Business Conference

All the major nutters are in Bakersfield this weekend!

Yes, folks all the rightwing nutters that matter in the universe are most likely in Bakersfield, CA for the Bako Business Conference that starts this weekend. Full disclosure: I worked, for a very short time, for the law firm that hosts this nutterfest every year. They shitcanned me when they found out my political leanings were no where near the right. Showing up this year, just to name a few who will be getting paid big bucks to spew their fuckery are:

Richard B. Cheney (The Big Dick)
  
Dr. Lynne Cheney (his sidekick)
  
Laura W. Bush
  
Sarah Palin

Newt Gingrich

Mitt Romney
  
Eleanor Clift
  
Karl Rove

Rudy Giuliani

Michael Steele

Ain’t that a helluva nutterfest folks? All morning, the local news has been interviewing one of the fucktards who is putting this bs on. The word ‘patriotic’ has been used so many times I would be able to live comfortably for a while, if I got ten bucks for every time I have heard it come out of one of those fuckers pieholes. 

There is a….cough…special guest that is a secret every year. My guess is since both Cheney’s are getting paid and Laura crazy eyes Bush is also speaking that The Shrub will be the special nutter….I mean guest.If any of the folks from Nutter U say anything earth-shattering, I will of course blog it immediately. Odds are however, they will spew the same shit they have been preaching for the last six months.

I think security is gonna be tight for a grouping this large full of rightwing assholes….just tossing that out there.

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Cheney, Rove, Palin, Gingrich: In Bakersfield at the same conference

I have been keeping an eye on the speakers lineup for the annual neocon lovefest here in Bakersfield, called interestingly enough: Bakersfield Business Conference. There has been one regularly for decades. It’s put on by the largest business law practice in this part of the state and possibly state wide. Borton Petrini.

Full disclosure: I worked for the firm for a very short time. As in 85 days. We didn’t ‘blend’ well which means it was far too rightwing nutter for me.

And they weren’t fond of me either. But I digress…the list of neocons that will be speaking there is like a who’s who of the entire fucking group of well-known rightwing nutters:

Newt Gingrich
Palin
Mitt Romney
The Big Dick Cheney™
Lynne Cheney
Laura Bush
Rudy 911 Giuliani
Eleanor Clift
Rove..yes that Karl Rove

And they are adding to the list weekly.  Laura fucking Bush?? WTF is that about?

And some of you actually didn’t believe me when I said in live in the reddest part of California. tsk..tsk..tsk. Now if only the planets would align on that day and the biggest bolt of lightening ever seen hits that fucking building. That these ‘leaders’ of the extreme right will all speak in my little burgh..well, it just shocks the shit out of me. Lotsa money here in nutter-ville..wouldn’t you say?