Category Archives: Big Dick Cheney

Cheney, who has no heart, gets new mechanical one.

Not that I give a shit, but with the crap I have dealt with lately… I actually got a smile on my face when MSNBC reported this a few minutes ago:

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has had a pump assistance device implanted in his heart.

Here’s a statement from Cheney:

    As many of you know, I have dealt with coronary artery disease for decades, suffering my first heart attack in 1978 at age 37. Over the years, excellent care from my doctors and advances in medicine and technology have allowed me to live a full and active life, for which I am very grateful.

    A few weeks ago, it became clear that I was entering a new phase of the disease when I began to experience increasing congestive heart failure. After a series of recent tests and discussions with my doctors, I decided to take advantage of one of the new technologies available and have a Left Ventricular Assist Device (LVAD) implanted. The LVAD is a small implantable pump that improves heart function and will enable me to resume an active life.

    Last week I underwent surgery at Inova Fairfax Heart and Vascular Institute and had an LVAD implanted. The operation went very well and I am now recuperating.

    I am grateful for the wonderful care that I have received over the years at George Washington University Hospital, and that I am currently receiving at Inova Fairfax Heart and Vascular Institute.

    I also want to thank all of you who have included my family and me in your thoughts and prayers.

Actually, you fucking bag of shit…I have prayed for your demise for years…I want your ass in hell..which is where you belong.

UPDATE: On the Maddow Show tonight Dr. Allan Stewart, cardiac surgeon, New York Presbyterian Hospital/Columbia confirms Cheney has no pulse…no shit dude…what was your first clue?  Of course he used the word now during his discussion with Rachel but I submit to you, m’dear reader, that he never has had one.

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The Big Dick Cheney is such a douche. And he relishes that role methinks.

Judge orders the big Dick Cheney to keep all his official records

And you just know that jerked his ever-lovin chain, which of course makes me smile my leftwing ass off. From WaPo:

A federal judge issued a preliminary injunction yesterday ordering Vice President Cheney and the National Archives to preserve all of his official records.

U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly’s order came in response to a lawsuit filed this month by the watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington. The group, joined by several historians and open-government advocates, warned that Cheney might destroy or withhold important documents as the Bush administration winds down if he interprets the Presidential Records Act of 1978 as applying to only some of his official papers.

Of course the track record of this administration tells us he probably won’t do it anyway…

Who the fuck does that bitch think she is anyway?(snark alert)

graphic by the wonderful PrincessSparklePony

Ron Suskind releases transcripts of convo’s with former CIA officials..

The officials that discussed Cheney’s forging documents.

No shit…

His website states:

A note to readers

I’ve decided to post a partial transcript of one of a number of taped conversations in which Rob Richer and I discussed, on the record, the Habbush letter. We discussed it many times through the spring of 2008.

Rob Richer received a copy of The Way of the World on Monday night, August 4, the day before publication. On Tuesday, he said he had read key portions of the book and was comfortable with what they contained. Later that day, though, he issued the following the statement:

“I never received direction from George Tenet or anyone else in my chain of command to fabricate a document from Habbash as outlined in Mr Suskind’s book.”

The conversation below took place in June 2008. As in all of our conversations, it shows Rob pressing to get at truth and embrace probity.

This posting is contrary to my practice across 25 years as a journalist. But the issues, in this matter, are simply too important to stand as discredited in any way.

–Ron Suskind

I have to get the B&C’s new Vista computer up and running. I won’t be able to read the transcript until later…if someone else reads it…leave the cliff notes in the comments section ok? Thanks!

McClellan to testify willingly on PlameGate

Wow wee..the man really is tossing BushCo under the bus and backing up over ‘it’ isn’t he? From TO via AP:

President Bush’s former spokesman, Scott McClellan, will testify before a House committee next week about whether Vice President Dick Cheney ordered him to make misleading public statements about the leaking of CIA agent Valerie Plame’s identity. McClellan will testify publicly and under oath before the House Judiciary Committee on June 20 about the White House’s role in the leak and its response, his attorneys, Michael and Jane Tigar, said on Monday. (emphasis mine)

If he could hang the Big Dick Cheney out to dry on this issue alone..I might even applaud ol Scotty. Seriously…

Scotty in clownface via the multi-talented Dark Black.