Category Archives: Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris finally announces her victory!

She won Cali’s AG job by less than one percent of the vote and just today announced victory only after the final vote was counted. She is the first woman, first African-American and first Indian to be elected Attorney General of my once great state of birth…Cali-for-nay-aaaa!

She will hopefully have more balls and more of a protectionist viewpoint than her predecessor, Jerry Governor Moonbeam Brown. She believes in protecting our right to medicinal cannabis, protecting our environment, reducing the recidivism rate and whilst I am on the subject of our prison system, she wants to fix the horrific system that is so fucked up here, the Feds have stepped in.

Good luck woman, yo ass is sure gonna need it. This is one fucked up state.